Blog Apathy and Hair Products

Given that 200 people have checked out my blog since the last posting and zero have voted, I have concluded that y'all suck.

In other news, I'm determining what to wear to work on Wednesday, my first day, as well as pondering what to do with my hair. See you on the flip side.

No More Subbing = Sleep in Late

I mentioned that I had a sub job scheduled for last Friday... Well I did, but then they canceled at 6:30 am, which made my morning because I hadn't gotten more than 4 hours of sleep that night. So when they woke me up at 8 am to re-hire me for the day, I said NO! It was freeing, I tell you.

I got a ton of calls this week and I had a reason to say NO! every day. It would have been nice to have the money, but I needed the time to apartment search (I'm moving closer to work), hang out with friends before my life is bounded by a 9-5 schedule, and do a little research for my upcoming job so I'm not totally clueless during my first week.

Now I'm starting to tell schools as they call that I have a job. It's exciting sometimes (one front office lady, whom I've actually never met, erupted into congratulations for me. It was a little much for me to take at 6:30 am), and sometimes sad (I don't get to say goodbye to teachers and kids at the the private school or at my favorite high school). But we move forward.

My new job starts on Wednesday. Vote on ideas for what to do with this blog:

A) Find another snarky sub to take over. (Might take some work- Tard Blog NEVER got a replacement... and that blog is way better than this one.)

B) Allow site to fall into oblivion. (Easy)

C) Continue to blog about my new, non-sub life on this site or a new one (Difficult, given that I wouldn't be able to say much about the museum while remaining anonymous.)

D) Offer domain name to subs of the BDSM variety; site changes form dramatically, though will perhaps maintain one or two readers?

E) Other: __________________

Vote early, vote often.

Eric Cartman as Substitute Teacher

I couldn't resist. The newest South Park episode features Cartman as a substitute teacher, heinous inner city school stereotypes, Stand and Deliver references (lots), and a big ol' dose of phallophobia.

Enjoy!

(Parts 2 and 3 are also on Youtube, so you can see the whole episode.)